brutal honesty

-Insert Lame Pickup Line Here-
Age: 27
Location: Baltimore, MD

Ok Ladies here is the deal..

I am not here to talk myself up, I am not here to lie to you. I am here to find someone. I suck at self esteem, so I have to resort to the internet.

This is about me:

I like going places, I like animals, I like turkey and pepper jack cheese, I like spicy things. I am an honest guy and have a little bit of asshole in me, that comes from being shit on in my early years. I don't touch women... in that abusive way. I love a silly movie and hate chick flicks. I work full time and enjoy beer when I am off. I like being sporadic, I hate rules. I may wake up and be like "Let's go to New York". I love football and hate that stupid Soccer, Tennis and Golf. I like to sleep, but work prohibits that. I have a lot of other things but I don't remember them right now. Oh, I hate being alone.

This is about you:

Any age -- the older the better (they know what they want). If you have kids, it's all good.. I like 'em, just don't know if I want them. I like brown hair, but I am not picky. I like Green Eyes, but I am not picky. I hope you like Beer, the cheaper the better -- cause my job sucks at pay. I hope you like spicy things, cause I sure the heck do. I hope your mom isn't physco, cause I have had bad experiences. I don't care what you look like -- you can have one missing limb, it's all good one still works.

So if I interest you then lets go for it, send me an email, we will chat it up. I am well versed in the internet so I know all about this stupid spam crap, I won't fall for it.

Oh the catch, the catch you say? There has to be a catch! Well there is, I am a fatty -- thats right I am fat. Yes, I can walk, Yes I can drive, Yes I can breath on my own, No Richard Simmons doesn't have to come with a chainsaw to cut me out.

So if you aren't a shallow bitch -- hit me up, lets get to know each other.

Well, that's one way to handle an awkward situation...