Friday, March 21, 2008

Alphabet Soup

From Heather at Desperately Seeking Sanity (check her out, she's awesome!):

“hello how r u”
Age: 36
Location: Virginia

1 2 b with is u all ways 1 2 c u all ways is me 1 2 have fun is with u 2 c where its go i like to go to the race go to the movies like to go beach with you if you are out there you can send me a e mail if you like to i am a honest man and loaly man if i was not i would not b talking on here 1 2 b in love just try 2 talk 2 me sometime if u like 2 if not move on 1 woman hurt me i will not go there agin sorry if i sound like a ass but its hard 2 turst any women agin if you are out there talk to me



omg r u srsly tlkng lk this & u r 36 yrs old?

U r soooo kewl! plz txt me l8r. I want 2 cast u in a verizon commercial!!!

lolz!!!111!!!

7 comments:

Mike said...

I think I'm going to have a brain aneursym trying to read it.

Gypsy said...

My eeeeeeeeeeyes!!!!!

Heather @ Desperately Seeking Sanity said...

ok, i've read that a gazillion and 5 times and I still don't know what he was trying say...

think i'll pass...

hee hee...

VE said...

Don't laugh. I predict in the future, all languages will morph into this crap...

Corrina said...

Wow. With manly hotness and killer grammar like that- it's a wonder that I'M still single! lol That guy should give himself a swirly.

Andrea said...

Wow...and to think...I don't like living in Virginia. With this type of intelligence running around you'd think I'd be lovin' it here.

It's sad that he doesn't "turst" people...

Scott said...

I stopped reading around the second line.