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Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall

Is this a love story? Or just a man in love with himself?

Romantic Prince Seeks A Passionate 25-39 Princess (Fairy Tale +Poems)
Age: 40
Location: Connecticut

The Dark Knight and the Princess of Love (Fairy Tale)

Back in the days of King Arthur there lived a very powerful Ogre. The Ogre was very lonely, so he traded his soul to the forces of evil for a beautiful maiden. And the Ogre forced her to live with him inside a deep, lonely dungeon of despair. And there was no love, as the Ogre controlled her through fear and intimidation. Time crept along slowly, and several years later a crying baby could be heard in the darkness...

And as the baby boy grew, the Ogre taught him many things. He taught the boy how the world rewards power and punishes weakness. And he taught the boy metaphysics, and the power of darkness. And the boy slowly grew into a man, as well as a powerful knight. His father, the Ogre, had trained him to become a Dark Knight, and he was finally going out into the world to perfect his skills.

And he became a powerful knight indeed, one that could push his will on others and take most of that which he desired by force. But one day he came upon a being of power like no other that he had ever met before. She was the Princess of Love, and just a glimpse into her beautiful, deep eyes would steal his breath and thoughts away from him. He longed to be with her, and he used all his power to enchant her. And he succeeded, and the Dark Knight merged with the Princess of Love. But it was a disaster, as power and love cannot be merged together! The kingdom was set ablaze, and it would have been completely destroyed, but the Princess of Love sacrificed her own life to save the world!

The Dark Knight regained consciousness days later, awakening in a scorched world engulfed in darkness and misery. The Princess of Love was gone forever, and the survivors were erecting statues of her all over the kingdom in mourning. She was the last of her line, and love was destroyed. It was a sight he was not prepared for, and it set him into a rage that lasted through four seasons. But then the Dark Knight discovered something that had never been taught to him by his father, the Ogre. He discovered that he had a soul… And the Dark knight also realized that he had destroyed love, and love is a force of nature. Over time it became clear that until love was restored to the kingdom, he would forever languish.

So the Dark Knight spent several years going over the knowledge obtained from the Ogre and his minions, to unlearn that which he had been previously taught, and he also retrained himself. He worked very hard, but he finally succeeded and he became a Prince of Love. And over time the kingdom was rebuilt. But not for him, for he was still heartbroken and alone, and he was also responsible for much of the kingdom's past unhappiness. So the Prince of Love left the kingdom to live near the North Pole, where he could live in solitude. And there he resided undisturbed for hundreds of years. But he never aged, he was still exactly the same as he was the night he nearly destroyed the world…

But one day in the 21st century, something unexpected happened. His fortress of solitude melted away, and his home became an ocean. The world of man was destroying the planet because love was never fully restored! So the Prince of Love returned to again live within the kingdom. His mission was clear, and he's been sitting around idly for way too long. He must find a Princess of Love, or someone working towards becoming one. Someone with whom he could raise children, so their children can be born into love, not power, and they can re-seed a world that so desperately needs them.

But the Prince of Love soon discovered his task was a difficult one, full of mystery and peril. His kingdom was gone, and in this time period there was little room for knights and princesses. The world of man had hunted them to near extinction, just like he did with the witch.. the whale.. the great cats.. the clean air.. the icebergs.. And whatever survivors that were left, they were in hiding and they didn’t even know who they were themselves. But he was empowered by the forces of nature, and he cast aside his fear for the sake of love...

He soon discovered this new world was full of technological wonders, and the people acted and dressed very different too. And there were vultures and thieves everywhere he turned. Fortunately his training in metaphysics provided him valuable insight and intuition. But it was an uphill battle, and he was always outnumbered and the underdog, but he never gave up hope. And there finally came a day when his eyes gazed upon his princess’s for the first time, and her eyes upon his…

…and the moment their eyes met, their love spread like a wildfire throughout the world. The Prince and Princess of Love were finally reunited, and all that witnessed them learned firsthand what love was truly like, and how wonderful it can be when two people are of the same soul, and the same heart. And the Prince and Princess loved and cherished each other until the day they were recalled back amongst the stars. But their children carried on their teachings, and eventually the world was renewed. And the world lived in peace, and happily so for all eternity… The End.

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The Cast:
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The Dark Knight/Prince of Love –

He’s 40 (looks/acts younger), of Italian/European descent, 5’11, somewhat fit at 170lbs, brown eyes (*See poem*), thick short brown hair, and a short brown goatee. He’s single, never been married, and has no children. He’s a non-smoker and a light social drinker. He’s currently working towards his professional license, and he’s financially stable.

His studies and areas of knowledge: Land surveying, common/contract law, real estate, computers, psychoanalysis, philosophy, business, auto mechanics, home improvement, heating and plumbing, carpentry, raising emotionally intelligent children, etc.

His favorite music: Pop, Soft Rock, Hard Rock, Alternative, Punk, 80's, 90's, etc. Some examples: Goo Goo Dolls, Pink, Jewel, S. Mclachlan, Foo Fighters, U2, No Doubt, B. Springsteen, K. Clarkson, Heart, M. Branch, Fleetwood Mac, Greenday, B. Joel, Guns & Roses, S.Crow, Lifehouse, Savage Garden, W. Houston, J. Lopez, AC/DC, Destiny's Child, J. Mayer, Metallica, Daughtry, P. Benetar, Journey, 5 for Fighting, etc...

His favorite movies: The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Mel Brooks, The Sound of Music, Harry Potter, John Candy, It's a Wonderful Life, Abbott and Costello, The Ten Commandments, Aliens, The Princess Bride, Monty Python’s Holy Grail, The Great Escape, Ben Hur, Indiana Jones, Gladiator, A Miracle on 34th Street, Die Hard, Disney movies (Lady and the Tramp, Jungle Book, Robin Hood, Lion King, That Darn Cat, etc), Kevin Cosner, The African Queen, Jerry Lewis, Overboard, Willow, etc.

His favorite activities: Billiards, cars, motorcycles, reading, conversation, learning, creative writing/poetry, crafts, animals, zoos, museums, travel, camping, board/card/pub games, chess, computers, catch-and-release fishing (but DISLIKES hunting), etc. And he would like to try: Art, cultural events, dancing, golf, body boarding, sailing, and others.

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My Eyes (Poem)
What's it like to stare into my big brown eyes?
It's to enter a world without any lies.
To feel cherished, and loved, all through your life,
And the feeling won't fade, even when you're my wife.
And when you cross the threshold you'll finally live,
With eyes that understand that love is to give.
And when the patter of little feet blesses your home,
These eyes will be on you, and they'll never roam.
For they longed to be with you since the world was anew,
And they're loyal, and faithful, and will always be true.
And should the world become angry and make you feel down,
These eyes will be cheerful, until gone is your frown.
Or should life become hard, and you struggle to survive,
These eyes will be strong, until you once again thrive.
And if another stood between us, blocking our gaze,
These eyes won't give in, and they'll pierce through the haze.
But someday I might hurt you, because of my flaws,
So my eyes will be remorseful, for such a great cause.
What's it like to stare into my deep brown eyes?
It's to feel like a songbird learning to fly.
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The Princess of Love –

She's between 25 and 39, and has a slender, fit, or average physique (or the ability, and also the willpower, to get there in the near future). She wants to be healthy, and she also wants to live a somewhat healthy lifestyle. She respects other people's religious, spiritual, and scientific beliefs. And she has fiery, yet sweet, loving eyes.(*See poem*)

She likes to learn and to do new things, she is very intuitive, and she has a magnificent mind, with a drive that can only be matched by the salmon, or the whale. She often loses track of time during “enthusiastic” reading and/or activities, and also during intimacy. And she has a friendly, clever, sarcastic, and/or goofy sense of humor, and sometimes she’s silly like a child!

She feels good about herself, and her aura gives off a glow, one that could *blind* if she only let it. She might be shy around some strangers, but she *radiates* around friends and family. She might be stubborn at times, but she's never too big to admit being wrong, and she's open about her feelings and her past. And she's adventurous, compassionate, sensitive, creative, sympathetic, understanding, forgiving, optimistic (but not overly), caring, energetic, kind, loving, sweet, loyal, faithful, honest, and encouraging. She also has a love of nature, balance, and equality.

She's energetic, affectionate, and playful, and she loves to cuddle, hold hands, spoon, and make love until sunrise. Her love style is "romantic" or "passionate", and her passion often overflows like a volcano! She may have been hurt in the past, but she still believes (or at least she WANTS to believe) in love. She knows that it's nearly impossible to find something that you don't believe in. She knows what love is (mostly), and she feels that she deserves to be loved. She cannot love more than one man at a time, and she has never cheated on a lover or spouse, unless perhaps it was in response to being cheated on first.

She wants to have children, but adoption is also a possibility as a last resort. She knows that children must learn about love firsthand by watching their parents, and they will not follow the teachings of hypocritical parents. She understands that everyone, including the children, must have a say in issues that affect the family. And she knows that school alone does not adequately prepare children for a happy life, and they must be guided by loving parents, especially when it comes to learning how to deal with their emotions.

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Her Eyes (Poem)
From the moment I saw them, she was like no other;
Eyes not only that of a lover, but a wife and a mother.
The look of honesty and trust, and the compassion of man;
They struck me like lightning, they shattered my plan!
A never-ending beauty, these eyes, they possess;
Powerful enough to move mountains, yet they ask for much less.
A man caught in their spell will lose all track of time;
A wife that wont age, not now, not anytime!
We live in a world where models burn out like charcoal;
But these eyes will be here, and relinquish no sparkle.
So I'm writing this poem, and I've dropped to one knee;
Won't you please give me hope and show interest in me?
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Lastly, I'm not seeking perfection. The most important factor is sharing a lifetime together full of love, joy and happiness. If you would like to know anything else, you'll have to ask. I'm also looking to make new friends, so if you think we'd make a good match for friendship then please feel free to contact me too. Thank you very much for reading my ad :-)


P.S - Sincere replies only please. Thank You.


No good can ever come of listening to too much of the Goo Goo Dolls.

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  1. Blogger 2amsomewhere Says:

    You know, Shania should add a verse to "That Don't Impress Me Much" to include this clown.

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