AT EHARMONY, WE TOTALLY KNOW HOW TO HOOK YOUR FREAKY ASS UP
Age: 40
Location: Portland, OR
so everything around here looks like a resume....well, most of it anyway....and the internet coffee dates feel like job interviews....all overly ambitious and shit....my question is that if a person is so busy that they can't find anyone, why look?....I'm not proposing outright slackerdom here, but it tends to present an overwhelming contradiction in my opinion....busy busy busy....shit to do and all....overplanned....overcommitted....overambitious....my thoughts on it run along the lines of the job is just a means to an end....so anyway, all this long list of doing shit for the sake of impressing another person is overated....Hitler was an ambitious guy....did a lot of shit....but don't ya just wish once in a while that he'd just stayed the hell home and got stoned???
unpretentious, random, somewhat nutty/freakish adventure seeker with backpack, kayak, fly rods and a tank of gas looking for something along the same lines....with time and a few bucks to go do shit....so there ya have it....nice and simple....inquire within for vacation schedule, picture, underwear size and all that happy horseshit
I think someone should be cited by the grammar police for overuse of ellipses and underuse of capitalization and punctuation. The primary desire this ad inspires is for me to get out the red pen and go to town.
His title did make me laugh, though. And, wtf was that about Hitler? This entire ad is a good illustration of those 80s ads about "this is your brain on drugs."
Dude...this is your personal ad on drugs.
6 comments:
What, Tommy Chong doesn't do it for you? ;)
Somewhat nutty?!! Somewhat?!! The man needs to have his nutso-meter recalibrated.
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2amsomewhere
Tagged with "old hippies". lol Oh boy.
Tommy Chong is 69 and a true *old* hippie.
A 40 year old man that smokes pot is simply a loser. Being a loser has no age qualifications whereas being a hippie has certain age distinctions. :)
Sadly, there is someone for everyone and I'm sure out there - somewhere - there is a trailer chick who'd love to have loser dude. haha.. yikes.
Please note: I'm 42, so in no way do I consider 40 old. BUT, 40 is far too old to still be smoking and advertising it in your personal ad.
ick.
You know he's for real.
He asked for panty size and everything.
Wow! So THAT is where my dream guy is. Back off girls, I am so taking him home.
OK. Maybe not. My comment is too funny for even me. I am laughing my butt off, here!
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