worst headlines of the week

"I'm naked under my clothes" (I bet this line really used to get you all the girls in 6th grade though, eh? *nudge nudge, wink wink*)

"Friendly and likes to share" (In my experience, boys like you are TOO friendly and generally want to share your penises)

"Semi-Intellectual Guy Seeks Stimulation" (ahem...NO.)

"Potentate" (middle-eastern king seeks harem girl?)

"back in the saddle again" (never on a first date, cowboy)

And, the winner is:

"If your looking for Love and Honesty, affection, respect, tenderness and love to be massaged and nursed I'm him" (brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department in cooperation with the Department of Perverts Doing Kinky Things)

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“worst headlines of the week”

1.  2amsomewhere Says:
   January 29, 2008 7:54 PM  

   "Friendly and likes to share" (share what, social diseases?)
   
   I think he must be reading Everything I Know about Dating I Learned in Kindergarten.
   
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   2amsomewhere




2.  Corrina Says:
   January 30, 2008 12:41 AM  

   I'm officially never utilizing dating sites. Ever. Thank you for pointing out what's out there. I hope someone comes up with an atomic antibiotic, like NOW.
   
   Oh yeah- and I linked back to you. But I'm scared of that other site you mentioned... LOL




3.  Qelqoth Says:
   January 30, 2008 4:55 AM  

   Lol, "Back in the Saddle" is obviously a reference to the resurrection of Heath Ledger.