Now taking applications for: Evil Sidekick in World Domination Plans
Age: 24
Location: Florida
I am now taking applications for the unique privilege of assisting in the conquering of the World. That's right. We will conquer all in our path and lay waste to our enemies.
As you could imagine, such a prestigious position has very stringent requirements.
You must not be taller than me. I am tall and will not stand being dwarfed by anyone.
You must have intellect to match your charm. While an IQ test is not required, you should be able to match wits with an Sicilian when death is on the line.
You should be well versed in classic blunders that villains typically make, so we can avoid them. (List specific examples and references)
Further, you must bring to the table some unique method that will further our plans for global domination.
Have you got what it takes to rule the world? Apply today!
Why is it that I find this ad so strangely appealing? Must go practice my evil satanic cackle.
Labels: strangely compelling
This entry was posted on Sunday, November 11, 2007.
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November 11, 2007 10:24 AM
Obviously, this is the kid who looks albino because he never gets out in the sunshine due to his heavy Halo playing schedule.
Clever? Not so much...
November 12, 2007 5:23 AM
Actually, I like the Princess Bride subreference... We could play City of Villians together... I'm with you Trouble, if this guy was up near Philly, and maybe a teensy bit older, he'd be my kinda geek.
November 12, 2007 9:26 PM
Haha, I like this part:
"List specific examples and references"
November 13, 2007 11:45 PM
Pinky & The Brain seek companionship for fun & profit. Hijinks sure to ensue! Cheers, 'VJ'
November 17, 2007 11:27 AM
See, his mistake is cutting out women who are taller than him. Having an amazon henchwoman is where it's at.
November 17, 2007 5:17 PM
Amen, Renalfailure. Tall chicks, with or without a cape, are worth the climb.