Thursday, April 12, 2007

As opposed to the artificially sweetened version...

Real Man in DC
Age: 30
Location: Washington, DC

Are you one of those women that complain about the absence of real men in this city? You should stop reading here and contact me.

I'm fairly smart, manly, handsome, and not one of the feminine guys that you often meet in this city. Write back for more details.


Apparently, there are a bunch of fake men running around DC. Can anyone confirm? If so, how does it compare to the days when Clinton Hil was running things?

7 comments:

Woman with kids said...

I can just picture him beating on his manly, hairy chest.

The "Mind" said...

So he's been out meeting guys in the city too, huh? But he's the guy in the relationship, not the lady?

What a dork!

Wombat said...

...are you one of those women who...

This moron should be disqualified for desecration of English.

But I'm probably alone in thinking this.

Gypsy said...

Yep, I can confirm. Lots of metrosexuals.

Trouble said...

Wombat,

90% of the guys online should be disqualified for crimes perpetrated against the English language.

Wombat said...

It's the end of civilization, I tell you.

Skittles said...

In D.C.? Yeah.. I'd say there are some fakes. :)